monodoh:

He’s deleted it now but proof Ricky Gervais is still a shitstain on the underwear of humanity

I keeping thinking about the fact that I had sex with hard g and feeling super gross and uncomfortable about it 

theapplication:

Coralie Jouhier. 
Breathtaking. 
Anonymous:  Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet, via tomb--stoned)

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(via chokeme17)

sundaegrrl:

I just sleep better with somebody next to me and other gross things that straight boys say 

I just sleep better with somebody next to me and other gross things that straight boys say 

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

(via pepperlivesbehindthesea)

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

image

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

(via flower-faery)

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