jackmarlowe:

I aspire to Simon Monroe levels of shit jumper* but I’ve so far to go
willowular:  ~!?

we will be real life pals real soon <3 

I love you darling 

thank you so much angel :3

things straight ppl say in movies
girl:
what are you doing?
boy:
something i should have done a long time ago
ana-drew:

Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
psssssssst
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing, via zombietrainwreck)

idk when I’ll get used to living in founders 


I expect my comment is going to get deleted but for the few mins/hour it will get, I’m saying it. It really saddens me that my daughter is growing up in a world where one day a stranger (male OR female) could touch her without her consent, on a part of her body that is private (in my opinion) in the name of ‘comedy’ and then have thousands of other strangers comment on it saying it’s fine and she should be ok with it. Maybe she would find it funny, maybe she would be deeply humiliated. Point is, she’d have no choice. I want my daughter to have freedom and choices and feel that her body is respected.

Louise aka SprinkleOfGlitter’s comment on Sam Pepper’s video.

Louise, you nailed it.

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neon-taco:

richellerichie:

THE LATE GREAT AMY WINEHOUSE.

My eyeliner idol.

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

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xbox420:

how do i blacklist conservatives in real life

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pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

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